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Ah yes existential dread, but make it fashion. The Steven Rhodes Everybody Croaks Black Vintage T-Shirt serves up black humour at its finest, with a side of frog-related fatalism. Because if there´s one universal truth we can all agree on it´s that we croak eventually. Might as well do it in style.

This tee pairs perfectly with your midlife crisis, your overcaffeinated nihilism, or your daily doom scroll. With vintage graphics, a delightfully dark punchline, and a soft, worn-in feel, it´s basically your personality in shirt form (if your personality is 70% sarcasm and 30% I laughed but now I´m concerned).

Soft. Slightly sinister. Surprisingly relatable.

MEASUREMENTS: in cms approx. [Flat]

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve Center Back
SMALL	46	71	40
MEDIUM	51	74	43
LARGE	56	76	47
X-LARGE	61	79	51
2X-LARGE	66	81	55
3X-LARGE	71	84	58
4X-LARGE	76	86	62
5X-LARGE	81	89	64